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(4)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-14T20:24:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/08/09/just-please-dont-call-it-a-mommy-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dsc_0801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo by Dina Godzik</image:title><image:caption>This is the last time you'll see a family picture. 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I'm back!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lodoun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lodoun</image:title><image:caption>My fondness for Loudon has been scary, at times.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/huey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huey</image:title><image:caption>That's me with friends and Huey Lewis!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T15:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/05/08/im-gonna-wasted-shame-a-rock-star/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/courtney-evan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney Evan</image:title><image:caption>Courtney and I have similar taste in men.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/people-mag-evan-dando-1993.jpg</image:loc><image:title>people mag evan dando 1993</image:title><image:caption>Evan Dando, 1993.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/juliana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Juliana</image:title><image:caption>in 1994, I found Juliana Hatfield's home phone number and called her. Repeatedly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/evan-kate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evan kate</image:title><image:caption>Supermodels always fare better than rock stars in the post-heroin days.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T15:51:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/02/08/beyonce-blase-is-an-illness-from-which-i-suffer-the-juice-is-rotten-carol-disappoints/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/landscape-1454898659-gettyimages-508987280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>landscape-1454898659-gettyimages-508987280</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/american-crime-story-the-people-v-oj-simpson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>american-crime-story-the-people-v-oj-simpson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/carol.png</image:loc><image:title>Carol</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T15:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/07/04/crashing-the-party-of-the-year-taylor-swifts-4th-of-july-shindig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ts.png</image:loc><image:title>TS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/taylor1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/taylor-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/taylor4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/taylor3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/taylor2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/taylor-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T15:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2017/02/09/the-super-bowl-winona-ryder-other-shakesperean-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/luke-bryan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luke-bryan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/lady-gaga-super-bowl-2017-1280x720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-gaga-super-bowl-2017-1280x720</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giphy-4.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giphy-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/christina-aguilera-national-anthem-super-bowl-108869103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bridgestone Super Bowl XLV Pregame Show</image:title><image:caption>ARLINGTON, TX - FEBRUARY 06:  Singer Christina Aguilera performs during the Bridgestone Super Bowl XLV Pregame Show at Dallas Cowboys Stadium on February 6, 2011 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Christina Aguilera</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giphy-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/britney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>britney</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/xtina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xtina</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T15:46:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2017/05/18/chris-cornell-dies-at-52/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/19911205ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19911205ticket</image:title><image:caption>1991, when concert tickets were $20 and Soundgarden amazed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/chris_cornell_nirvana_soundgarden_shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris_cornell_nirvana_soundgarden_shirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kurt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kurt</image:title><image:caption>Kurt Cobain, dead at 27.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/elliott-smith-rex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elliott-smith-rex</image:title><image:caption>Elliott Smith, an angel in the snow. Dead at 34.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/0518-ctm-mason-chriscornell-1317784-640x360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0518-ctm-mason-chriscornell-1317784-640x360</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T13:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2019/02/11/the-grammys-lets-get-mean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/1-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/1-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/1.gif</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>61st Annual GRAMMY Awards - Show</image:title><image:caption>LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 10: Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers performs onstage during the 61st Annual GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 10, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T13:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/08/09/should-i-join-the-church-of-scientology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/thcai1rxt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thCAI1RXT1</image:title><image:caption>Your music is awful, but I love your religion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/thca0ofym9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thCA0OFYM9</image:title><image:caption>Elliott, thanks for dropping the restraining order.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/scientologybigblue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChurchofScientology</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mte4mdazndewnju4nzu2mtew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sylvia Plath</image:title><image:caption>Should Plathism be a cult?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T13:20:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2018/01/18/dolores-oriordan-a-study-abroad-love-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kathleen-ireland-3-e1516239467978.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kathleen Ireland 3</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes you have to leave home to realize how screwed up it really is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kathleen-5-e1516239267232.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kathleen 5</image:title><image:caption>21-years old in Ireland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kathleen-ireland-2-e1516235573141.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kathleen Ireland 2</image:title><image:caption>Listening to The Cranberries, for sure.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kathleen-ireland-e1516235368882.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Some fresh Irish country air: Better than rehab.</image:title><image:caption>The healthiest that my 20s ever looked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8fd35e3530187e4e23fa30ce84cac7a9-woman-crush-dolores-oriordan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8fd35e3530187e4e23fa30ce84cac7a9--woman-crush-dolores-oriordan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-26T13:17:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/03/10/madonnas-fall-es-fashion-police-is-out-of-style-ryan-phillippes-abs-make-a-comeback-and-do-you-hate-me-because-i-think-kid-rock-is-lame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/harrison_ford_airplane_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harrison_Ford_airplane_</image:title><image:caption>Harrison Ford for President?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/b_my8douwaekj5b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B_My8DOUwAEkj5b</image:title><image:caption>More Prince every day and in every way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fashion-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fashion Police</image:title><image:caption>Do not take fashion advice from these idiots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/kr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KR</image:title><image:caption>Kid Rock: American Bad Ass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ryan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryan</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if he can act, but his abs can.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/slide_294146_2382843_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lavigne Osbourne MTV Video Music Awards</image:title><image:caption>OH, remember when Kelly O. was young, untalented and always looked ridiculous? an she go wherever they're keeping Avril?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/giuliana-rancic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giuliana-rancic</image:title><image:caption>Is it an insult to smell of weed and patchouli at 18? That was my ode to life scent.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-30T20:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/12/08/when-the-world-crumbles-laugh-at-celebrities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/blast-magazine-daisy-lowe.gif</image:loc><image:title>Blast-Magazine-Daisy-Lowe</image:title><image:caption>Daisy Lowe, safer than a nanny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1047498_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1047498_orig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/article-0-18e1f875000005dc-680_634x427.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-0-18E1F875000005DC-680_634x427</image:title><image:caption>Man-bun-√; Hot nanny-√</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gwen-stefani-gavin-rossdale-london-pictures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gwen-Stefani-Gavin-Rossdale-London-Pictures</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-30T20:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/02/18/the-grammysmediocre-as-meghan-trainors-talent-kayne-west-the-worlds-2nd-largest-jackass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/17-johnny-depp-grammys-w529-h352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17-johnny-depp-grammys.w529.h352</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/xt0bkj4npgnx5mx6wm.gif</image:loc><image:title>xt0bkj4npgnx5mx6wm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/kanye-west-shirt-zoom-6072251e-09d2-412c-9077-c7d21a64a5ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kanye-west-shirt-zoom-6072251e-09d2-412c-9077-c7d21a64a5ad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/james-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James Bay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/j.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-30T19:59:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2017/04/14/13-reasons-why-wounds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/yxsfn9mslshorgc05uye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yxsfn9mslshorgc05uye</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/a5128625b0ace9338f4aada10c3f6749092004ee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a5128625b0ace9338f4aada10c3f6749092004ee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/13-reasons-why.png</image:loc><image:title>13-reasons-why</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-18T14:02:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/12/09/shake-the-holiday-horror-by-ridiculing-kayne-west-partying-like-ed-sheeran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/download.jpg</image:loc><image:title>download</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/landscape-1479692291-hbz-gigi-melania-index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>landscape-1479692291-hbz-gigi-melania-index</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/10400723_1085283660751_3491_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10400723_1085283660751_3491_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mwd7ac3_400x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mwd7ac3_400x400</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bella-hadid-and-the-the-weeknd-2016-victorias-secret-fashion-show-in-paris-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bella-hadid-and-the-the-weeknd-2016-victorias-secret-fashion-show-in-paris-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/87b2d078c49c9d7919fe7460ffd442e5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>87b2d078c49c9d7919fe7460ffd442e5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-18T14:02:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/10/12/millennials-killed-feminism-gen-xers-cant-even-make-it-to-the-funeral/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/rihanna-grabs-crotch-v-festival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rihanna-grabs-crotch-v-festival</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_naufb6ofwi1qc3ni5o1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_naufb6ofwi1qc3ni5o1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/main-realitybites.jpg</image:loc><image:title>main-realitybites</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jeremyisback-feature-jpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeremyisback-feature-jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/trumpy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trumpy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-18T14:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2017/08/29/2017-vmas-i-missed-jon-snows-bum-for-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/jared.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>jared</image:title><image:caption>INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 27:  Jared Leto attends the 2017 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 27, 2017 in Inglewood, California.  (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tay_grave-683411d7-4322-4993-9c62-95409fe3e27d.gif</image:loc><image:title>tay_grave-683411d7-4322-4993-9c62-95409fe3e27d</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/lorde.gif</image:loc><image:title>Lorde</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/438bde8b00000578-0-image-a-44_1503791033413.jpg</image:loc><image:title>438BDE8B00000578-0-image-a-44_1503791033413</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-18T14:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/02/02/gwyneth-paltrows-vaginal-steam-the-new-james-franco-i-think-i-get-football-katy-perry-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/katy-perry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Katy Perry</image:title><image:caption>Katy did not disappoint. Did I really admit that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/download.jpg</image:loc><image:title>download</image:title><image:caption>Johnny, I've had nights like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2494d14400000578-0-image-m-78_1420948332436.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2494D14400000578-0-image-m-78_1420948332436</image:title><image:caption>The marriage will last two kids, three more bombs, one Oscar nomination and one affected accent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hr_mortdecai_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hr_Mortdecai_4</image:title><image:caption>Could this be the biggest box-office bomb of the year? Oh Johnny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_mcwoynoc0v1rxm0ceo3_250.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mcwoynOC0V1rxm0ceo3_250</image:title><image:caption>Shiloh Fernandez, I like your squint.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-25T18:33:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/09/21/i-only-speak-in-euphemisms-and-hyperbole-the-emmys-a-cure-for-my-insomnia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Claire Danes, the only natural breasts in Hollywood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EPA USA EMMY AWARDS 2015 ACE TELEVISION USA CA</image:title><image:caption>Procreate, please.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Does Claire need to gain 5 pounds, or is she the only woman in Hollywood without breast implants?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>This movie could cause a breakup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Culpo, Rhode Island native, lover of Nick Jonas, fainter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>This man could crawl right into my world. Jon Hamm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1.png</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Oh no, not even Sandberg can revive this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-25T18:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/05/23/billboard-music-awards-dumber-than-ludicris-ciara/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/giphy-3.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy (3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/giphy-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/rs_560x313-160522165900-may_22_2016_1657-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>rs_560x313-160522165900-May_22_2016_1657 (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gwen.gif</image:loc><image:title>Gwen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/nj.gif</image:loc><image:title>NJ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pink.gif</image:loc><image:title>Pink</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fifth-harmony.gif</image:loc><image:title>fifth harmony</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/britney.gif</image:loc><image:title>Britney</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-22T16:18:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/23/wild-will-break-your-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/reese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reese</image:title><image:caption>Reese Witherspoon gets grimy in the performance of her career.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-27T17:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/06/03/kurt-cobain-montage-of-heck-is-stunning-lena-dunham-and-i-share-self-hatred-hbo-keeps-me-warm-at-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/frances-bean-cobain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frances-bean-cobain</image:title><image:caption>Expect much more from Frances Bean.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/adam_driver-girls-hbo-babe-stud-fashionoverreason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adam_driver-girls-hbo-babe-stud-fashionoverreason</image:title><image:caption>Do I lose my feminist card because I think Adam Driver is the best part of Girls?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/driver-and-dunham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driver-and-dunham</image:title><image:caption>Do I lose my feminist card because I think Adam Driver is the best part of Girls?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lena-dunham-naked-saturday-night-live.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lena-dunham-naked-saturday-night-live</image:title><image:caption>Lena's body is my body.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/150430-news-kurt-courtney-montage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain</image:title><image:caption>It's a love story. Image by © Dora Handel/CORBIS OUTLINE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/frances-court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frances Bean Cobain, Courtney Love</image:title><image:caption>Frances Bean Cobain,  executive producer and Courtney embrace.. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kurt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kurt</image:title><image:caption>Captivating, stunning, disturbing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-25T23:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/08/12/summertime-stickiness-suicide-squad-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gwen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gwen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suicide-squad-harley-quinn-tea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide-Squad-Harley-Quinn-Tea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cara-delevigne-as-enchantress-in-suicide-squad.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cara-delevigne-as-enchantress-in-suicide-squad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jared-leto325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jared leto 250411</image:title><image:caption>Jared Leto of 30 Seconds to Mars performs at the Sunset Cove Amphitheater .
Boca Raton, Florida - 24.04.11, Mandatory Credit: Rich Allan/WENN.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/joelmaxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joelmaxresdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/leto1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leto</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/kl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/leto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leto</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-25T23:15:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2017/03/01/2017-oscars-odd-clapping-human-herding-viola-davisself-righteousness-more-about-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/office-space.gif</image:loc><image:title>office-space</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/2000-oscars-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2000-oscars-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/emma-stone-ryan-gosling-759.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emma-stone-ryan-gosling-759</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/viola.gif</image:loc><image:title>viola</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/herding.gif</image:loc><image:title>herding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/crowd-reaction1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>M:requestspolarisPOLARIS#47267Polaris05756792.jpg</image:title><image:caption>February 26, 2017 - Hollywood, California, United States:The stunned audience after Best Picture "La La Land" was discovered to be read by mistake, from backstage at the 89th Academy Awards on Sunday, February 26, 2017 at the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood &amp; Highland Center in Hollywood, CA. (Al Seib / Los Angeles Times/Polaris)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/nicole.gif</image:loc><image:title>nicole</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-01T16:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2017/02/15/the-2017-grammys-a-smorgasbord-of-phoniness-disappointment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mikeposner-the-huffington-post-04212014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mikeposner-the-huffington-post-04212014</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rdrinking.gif</image:loc><image:title>rdrinking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rhianna.gif</image:loc><image:title>rhianna</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/adele-mistake.gif</image:loc><image:title>adele-mistake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/metallicca.gif</image:loc><image:title>metallicca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/adele.gif</image:loc><image:title>adele</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/beyonce.gif</image:loc><image:title>beyonce</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giphy-7.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/posner.gif</image:loc><image:title>posner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T19:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/12/31/2016-our-own-upside-down-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/13516727_10208776531066606_1568649634236930893_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13516727_10208776531066606_1568649634236930893_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/13606551_10208878559857262_8429216493249926129_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13606551_10208878559857262_8429216493249926129_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/15697523_10210439499279772_6276538447143063836_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15697523_10210439499279772_6276538447143063836_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/3b1842cc00000578-4005024-image-a-76_1481021761979.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3b1842cc00000578-4005024-image-a-76_1481021761979</image:title><image:caption>You keep some.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/article-1088513-0289ce2d000005dc-747_468x468.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-1088513-0289ce2d000005dc-747_468x468</image:title><image:caption>You lose some.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ne9dkp89bfucca_2_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ne9dkp89bfucca_2_a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/kim.gif</image:loc><image:title>kim</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/prince-dead-obit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Film and Television</image:title><image:caption>No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage.&#13;Mandatory Credit: Photo by Moviestore/REX/Shutterstock (1616482a)&#13;Purple Rain,  Prince&#13;Film and Television</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jasonisbellmarquee_snp482637v1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jasonisbellmarquee_snp482637v1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-04T18:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/09/22/brad-angelinas-marriage-crumbles-more-than-the-box-office-results-of-by-the-sea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/gwyneth-paltrow-talks-about-brad-pitt-ben-affleck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gwyneth-paltrow-talks-about-brad-pitt-ben-affleck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/4ac2718d5221f061db972bf378a5a15b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4ac2718d5221f061db972bf378a5a15b</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/brad-christina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brad-christina</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/0920-brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-getty-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0920-brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-getty-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/618_showbiz_brad_juliette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>618_showbiz_brad_juliette</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-22T16:45:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/03/11/im-measuring-my-life-with-rock-show-stubs-and-fainting-spells-lessons-learned-from-rock-shows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>These boots are made for concerts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/riot-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Riot Girl</image:title><image:caption>Riot Grrl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom</image:title><image:caption>I'm with the band.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/kathleen1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kathleen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/12.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>It wasn't legal, but it was fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>They were better than Metallica.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/b1990.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B1990</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Appollonia is starting to take of her shirt. My 12-year old self is watching on repeat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/kathleen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kathleen</image:title><image:caption>Oh my, that is me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T19:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2016/01/06/i-turned-40-and-nothing-really-happened-a-few-things-ive-learned-along-the-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mom-j.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom ,j</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image (14)</image:title><image:caption>A 20-year old me. What will I learn? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mom-communion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom-communion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image (15)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/1251314120_sinead_oconnor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1251314120_sinead_oconnor</image:title><image:caption>A perfect ode to heartbreak.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom</image:title><image:caption>From troubled girl to...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/d_k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D_K</image:title><image:caption>My friend Dina. Friends since the '80s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/12140805_10206864654430885_7861961315556873823_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12140805_10206864654430885_7861961315556873823_n</image:title><image:caption>40-Extra pounds treat your face well.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T18:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/04/17/madonna-sucks-drakes-soul-shailene-woodleys-stoner-vibe-is-getting-skunky-gwynnie-strikes-again-coachella-madness-and-courtney-bartlett-saves-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Book</image:title><image:caption>It. Will. Change. Your. Like. Life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shailene-woodley-spirit-awards-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shailene-Woodley-Spirit-Awards-2014</image:title><image:caption>I know Shai, you're just like us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KJ</image:title><image:caption>Does Kylie Jenner and her father Bruce get a family plan for plastic surgery?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/277ad1b600000578-3035477-hand_in_hand_kendall_jenner_fergie_and_hailey_baldwin_were_seen_-m-75_1428828472948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>277AD1B600000578-3035477-Hand_in_hand_Kendall_Jenner_Fergie_and_Hailey_Baldwin_were_seen_-m-75_1428828472948</image:title><image:caption>What do Kendall Jenner, Fergie and Baldwin spawn have in common? Hint: It's not talent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/foodbankbasket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foodbankbasket</image:title><image:caption>Where's the beef?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/madonna-kisses-drake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madonna-Kisses-Drake</image:title><image:caption>Nothing tastes as bad as aging feels.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T18:38:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/09/01/mtv-video-music-awards-like-scraping-the-bottom-of-pop-cultures-bucket-of-venom-vomit-and-liking-the-smell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Justin, it wasn't that bad or that good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>They say a cause of dry mouth is marijuana.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/113.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>You've got a voice, please use it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title><image:caption>The Weeknd is good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/5c407071391249967431590563840_4992f62b155-0-0-3851840265201129799-mp4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5C407071391249967431590563840_4992f62b155.0.0.3851840265201129799.mp4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Thank-you Weeknd man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>He's 24.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>This is not a good look for Minaj.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Kayne lost his substance in Kardashian's cervix.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>He'll always be Jordan Catalano to me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T18:37:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/02/24/the-oscar-for-longest-oscar-telecast-goes-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/87th-academy-awards-_rose-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Idina Menzel, John Travolta</image:title><image:caption>Travolta fingers Menzel's face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/id-bcbg-02-jpg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>id-bcbg-02-jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/common-john-legend-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>common-john-legend-oscars</image:title><image:caption>This was pretty amazing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lady-gaga-oscar-sound-of-music.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-gaga-oscar-sound-of-music</image:title><image:caption>I'm guilty, I didn't know Lady Gaga could sing so beautifully.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cantor-griffith-johnson-690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cantor-Griffith-Johnson-690</image:title><image:caption>Dakota, don't bite the hand that gave you your career. Next!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/terrence-howard-467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Terrence-Howard-467</image:title><image:caption>Terrence, did Courtney Love give you some of the good stuff?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/john-travolta-kisses-scarlett-johansson-oscars-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-travolta-kisses-scarlett-johansson-oscars-2015</image:title><image:caption>ScarJo will take 30 showers to wash this off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/chris-pine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris-Pine</image:title><image:caption>I am a bad person.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/oprah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oprah</image:title><image:caption>Is Oprah laughing? Can I laugh?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oscars</image:title><image:caption>I missed "Downton Abbey" for this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T18:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/05/15/my-morning-jackets-jim-james-is-an-obnoxious-fool-sunny-kate-hudson-is-dead-inside-and-i-cant-be-normal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/betty-draper-at-model-try-outs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>betty-draper-at-model-try-outs</image:title><image:caption>Betty, I feel your pain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/james.jpg</image:loc><image:title>james</image:title><image:caption>Remember when Jim James used to be cool?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/kate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate</image:title><image:caption>Kate Hudson, Dead Inside?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jlo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JLO</image:title><image:caption>Butt JLO, is that all there is?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T18:26:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/03/20/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-the-housewives-dancing-with-the-stars-is-in-the-gutter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title><image:caption>Andy Cohen tries to control his cash chaos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Sisters and former child stars, finger-pointers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Vicky, we don;t know where that finger has been.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/erinandrewsdancingstarsseason18episodem0ojilfqaxgl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erin+Andrews+Dancing+Stars+Season+18+Episode+m0ojilfqaxGl</image:title><image:caption>Erin Andrews, journalist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>One day your in love, the next you're not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nenewal-1-popup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nenewal-1-popup</image:title><image:caption>I take thee to leave soon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/apxcohges2r0dhfuqpgz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apxcohges2r0dhfuqpgz</image:title><image:caption>Tamara of O.C. She's crying. I think</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fox411_breaktime_071013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FOX411_BREAKTIME_071013</image:title><image:caption>Brandy, staggering.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1328562397_taylor-armstrong-lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1328562397_taylor-armstrong-lg</image:title><image:caption>Taylor, you'll always have your lips, until they leak.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T18:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/08/01/t-swizzle-struts-her-ego-loudon-wainwright-tickles-the-soul-jason-isbell-rocks-my-world-can-i-sleep-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Cinematic gold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/113.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Keep to the singing, T. Swizzle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Familial love. How may redheads does it take to kidnap Loudon Wainwright III?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>I have nothing but love for Jason Isbell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>This is pop?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Taylor, I hear you talking, but you're not saying a thing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T18:22:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/12/31/2015-the-year-of-the-man-bun-star-wars-amy-schumer-courtney-barnett/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015.png</image:loc><image:title>2015</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/d6f7cca2d1b4abd5c50008e0a7ba1bc6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d6f7cca2d1b4abd5c50008e0a7ba1bc6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/47570070-cached.jpg</image:loc><image:title>47570070.cached</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the-weeknd-new-album-beauty-madness1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-weeknd-new-album-beauty-madness1</image:title><image:caption>The Weeknd- And I love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/amy-schumer-01-435.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amy-schumer-01-435</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/911debab7883aa64ece8f8d60009c53b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>911debab7883aa64ece8f8d60009c53b</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/59989776.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Celebrities Visit SiriusXM Studios - July 9, 2014</image:title><image:caption>NEW YORK, NY - JULY 09:  Actor Jason Momoa visits the SiriusXM Studios on July 9, 2014 in New York City.  (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/paybenaffleckback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PAYBenAffleckBack</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-08T16:22:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/07/17/divorce-ariana-grandes-missing-soul-and-caitlyn-jenner-is-not-my-hero-smells-like-summertime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>"I hate America. Wait? Where is America?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Jen's first  hubby, Scott Foley.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11.png</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Lady Macbeth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FFN_IMAGE_51260240|FFN_SET_60072032</image:title><image:caption>Lady Macbeth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FFN_IMAGE_51260240|FFN_SET_60072032</image:title><image:caption>FFN_IMAGE_51260240|FFN_SET_60072032</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>I like my heroes minus neglect &amp; vehicular manslaughter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Sean &amp; Ariana? A perfect match.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>We all know where that tongue has been.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Her pain amuses me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1.png</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Smells like bleach.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-24T20:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/03/26/my-therapist-is-concerned-about-my-negativity-heres-a-stab-at-happiness-stuff-i-dig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ben-rush-logo_trs.gif</image:loc><image:title>Ben-Rush-Logo_TRS</image:title><image:caption>I should have been a psychiatrist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/face-moisturizer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>face moisturizer</image:title><image:caption>Coconut oil will cure what ails you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/florence-and-the-machine-chicago-il_13042701619535-png.jpg</image:loc><image:title>florence-and-the-machine-chicago-IL_13042701619535.png</image:title><image:caption>Florence, I want to kiss you, then braid your hair, then drink bourbon with you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/elliottsmith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elliottsmith</image:title><image:caption>I love Elliott Smith in a spiritual sense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dan-harris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dan harris</image:title><image:caption>Dan Harris, teach me how to meditate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick</image:title><image:caption>Nick Jonas, the new Justin Timberlake. Yes, I went there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fennel-skd286569sdc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skd286569sdc</image:title><image:caption>This picture has me salivating.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/downton-abbeys-lily-james-as-cinderella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Downton-Abbeys-Lily-James-as-Cinderella</image:title><image:caption>I'm not usually the princess type.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-29T12:20:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/02/22/father-john-mistya-new-love-scarlett-johansson-stop-singing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/1403039432_jack-lena-love-article.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1403039432_jack-lena-love-article</image:title><image:caption>Jack Antonoff and current love, Lena Dunham</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/id-bcbg-02-jpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>id-bcbg-02-jpg</image:title><image:caption>Scarlett and Jack Antonoff, high school loves.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tillman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tillman</image:title><image:caption>I don't care how insipid your stage name is, you've got me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-24T05:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/02/10/grammys-becks-brilliance-shineskayne-west-is-dumb-madonna-delivers-something-gwen-stefani-should-keep-to-the-silly-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Telecast</image:title><image:caption>I've got nothing but love for this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/madonna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>madonna</image:title><image:caption>It wasn't great, but it wasn't bad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/nicole-kidman-grammys-09feb15-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Red Carpet</image:title><image:caption>They must see the same dermatologist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ed-and-john-mayer-main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ed-and-John-Mayer-MAIN</image:title><image:caption>I'm attracted to redheads and pretentious men. Really, I am.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/o-taylor-swift-and-ed-sheeran-570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor Swift and her musician pal Ed Sheeran go paddleboarding</image:title><image:caption>This is what we do in lil' Rhody.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ribisi_dazed_and_confused.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ribisi_Dazed_and_Confused</image:title><image:caption>Beck is fond of redheads. Marissa Ribissi, Beck's wife since 2004.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/beck-624-1367411586.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beck-624-1367411586</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/grammy-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grammy logo</image:title><image:caption>I kept myself awake to write this stupid blog.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-10T00:24:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/06/dig-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/shovelsandrope-0b960c1b6504c3670ee3d0568c8144695b83f456-s500-c85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shovelsandrope-0b960c1b6504c3670ee3d0568c8144695b83f456-s500-c85</image:title><image:caption>They're so good that they'll make you believe in marriage.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T00:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/11/21/crawl-into-my-demise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1544549_10203670616061922_3219487379046695828_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1544549_10203670616061922_3219487379046695828_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T00:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/11/25/this-week-in-la-la-land-american-music-awards/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-22T00:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/23/the-sony-scandal-a-christmas-present-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/scott-rudin-i-think-i-love-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Rudin, I think I love you.</image:title><image:caption>Scott Rudin, I think I love you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/adam-sandler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adam sandler</image:title><image:caption>Sandler models the latest in junior high P.E. garb.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unhappy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unhappy</image:title><image:caption>Angelina sucks what's left of Amy Pascal's soul out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/happier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happier</image:title><image:caption>Angie &amp; Amy Pascal in happier times. "Angie, "Cleopatra" will be the role of a lifetime," Pascal whispers in Angie's ear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T00:21:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/01/21/book-review-susannah-cahalans-brain-on-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/brain_on_fire_susannah_cahalan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brain_on_Fire_Susannah_Cahalan</image:title><image:caption>Not an easy read, but a good read.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T00:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/01/21/the-official-rulebook-on-childrens-party-decorum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/alison.gif</image:loc><image:title>Alison</image:title><image:caption>Eat the cake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rsvp_illustrationdetail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RSVP_IllustrationDetail</image:title><image:caption>It's not that hard, really.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bouncy-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bouncy house</image:title><image:caption>Tie down that bouncy house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/woman-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman cake</image:title><image:caption>Let Buffy eat the cake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T00:19:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/01/12/the-golden-globes-cameron-diaz-lands-a-madden-did-sia-just-save-shia-labeoufs-career/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ee4e9b6e141166242883284897792_3bd1ae54d6e-1-5-1624868211948976708-mp41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EE4E9B6E141166242883284897792_3bd1ae54d6e.1.5.1624868211948976708.mp4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ee4e9b6e141166242883284897792_3bd1ae54d6e-1-5-1624868211948976708-mp4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EE4E9B6E141166242883284897792_3bd1ae54d6e.1.5.1624868211948976708.mp4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cry-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cry face</image:title><image:caption>I wanted to cry too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/katehudson-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KateHudson 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kate-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kate-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kate4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Premiere of 'Raising Helen'</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/0111-globes-main2-150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0111-globes-main2-150</image:title><image:caption>Let's try some red lips, feathers and purple. It's time Jen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ffn_madden_twins_ff3_ff13_exc_051814_51418060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FFN_Madden_Twins_FF3_FF13_exc_051814_51418060</image:title><image:caption>The Madden Bros., they're marrying well.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T15:03:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2015/01/12/shotgun-lovesongs-by-nickolas-butler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/book-shotgun-lovesongs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-shotgun-lovesongs</image:title><image:caption>Buy this book for your oldest pal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T15:03:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/23/lice-homemaking-and-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lice-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lice 2</image:title><image:caption>Come to momma, you little louse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lice</image:title><image:caption>Lice invaded my world and my mind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T20:01:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/30/2014-a-not-bad-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/nick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick</image:title><image:caption>Nick Jonas, you can put your shirt on now. We get it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/grande.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grande</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/22boyhood_ss-slide-7umx-jumbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22boyhood_ss-slide-7UMX-jumbo</image:title><image:caption>Linklater's "Boyhood" is like nothing you've ever seen. It's slow but worth every second.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/amypascaloqrstpadrn_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amy+Pascal+OQRSTpAdRN_m</image:title><image:caption>I give Amy Pascal another 7 months at Sony.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/goodell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodell</image:title><image:caption>Isn't there another person that can do a better job for over $40 million?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/paltrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paltrow</image:title><image:caption>Fun times.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_m4cly6bgak1qcqil7.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m4cly6bgak1qcqil7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kim-kardashian-funny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim-Kardashian-Funny</image:title><image:caption>Kardashian broke her face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dish-090314-andy-cohen-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dish-090314-andy-cohen-book</image:title><image:caption>Andy,stick to scouting for Housewives trash.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tartt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tartt</image:title><image:caption>Donna Tartt's latest novel will capture you for days.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T11:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/11/deep-thoughts-on-the-victorias-secret-fashion-show-rock-stars-marry-angels-hozier-is-having-an-identity-crisis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/vs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show</image:title><image:caption>Ed Sheeran is alright with me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hozier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hozier</image:title><image:caption>Hozier, call a stylist;
this cannot happen at the Grammy's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/caleb-caleb-followill-5825067-828-1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caleb-caleb-followill-5825067-828-1024</image:title><image:caption>Caleb, before he married an angel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ariana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ariana</image:title><image:caption>Ariana Grande's constant ponytail permanently disfigured her face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/levine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Performance</image:title><image:caption>What will fade first? His tattoos or their love?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/leon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leon</image:title><image:caption>Lilly, his rock band is not cool anymore. You can do better. May I introduce you to Hozier?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-11T04:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/06/book-review-ali-in-wonderland-and-other-tall-tales-by-alexander-wentworth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pd_in_living_color_cast_thg_120104_wb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pd_in_living_color_cast_thg_120104_wb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>books</image:title><image:caption>Read it for an evening of laughs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T03:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/06/the-week-in-la-la-land-peter-pan-mariah-miley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/miley-patrick-miami-04dec14-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????</image:title><image:caption>Do you think this comes in a size 10 petite?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/t600-c-walken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t600-c walken</image:title><image:caption>Christopher Walken summers in Block Island.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mariah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mariah</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-06T14:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com/2014/12/06/christmas-joy-to-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kathleenlala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/423797_3061458771443_1634871255_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>423797_3061458771443_1634871255_n</image:title><image:caption>Christmas as a child. Can you see the spirit in my eyes? No? Either can I.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-06T04:23:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kathleenlala.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2023-07-25T18:44:10+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
